Monday, December 7, 2009

Please Patronize My Other Blog

I'll give you a shiny quarter, I promise I will.  Yes!

(P.S.: Leave comments, too.  Lots of comments.  I plan to submit this as my "blog resume" in three months.)

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Monday, November 30, 2009

December Already? Damn!

Time flies when you don't blog...

No sooner do I finish off the last of the turkey leftovers than I have to start getting ready for Christmas. The lights go up next weekend. My goal this year? To find a substance that will keep the lights from falling off of my windows. Duct tape didn't work last year. Hell, that adhesive putty didn't do the job either. This year, I'm getting those plastic hooks and hang the lights along the sliding glass doors onto the patio. If I don't do anything else for Christmas, those goddamn lights are going up. Mark. My. Words.

But the last month of the calendar year brings up even more things to do. I'm leaving my job shortly after the new year and need to find something to do afterward. What kind of work do you look for when you're not a "people person"? And how does someone who's not a "people person" find work in the first place?

Then when that is finished, it's... that time of the year again. Yes, about 45-60 days until my annual trip out West. The one I was supposed to do in July, but never got the details ironed out. I figure I might take the vacation time and then turn in my notice. Getting paid to go on vacation is a lot nicer than not. Besides, I need to get out of town. I need to get out and be among relatively saner people (not that where I go attracts normal people, just not so many igorant fuckwits).

It's time to get Zen. It's time to get the ball rolling.

It's time.

Dear Abby: Can A Boxcutter Be Used As Foreplay?

Strange.

Last night, I was having thoughts of carving my initials into somebody's ass using a boxcutter. This morning, wouldn't you know, the following story appears in the Sun-Sentinel.
When his girlfriend didn't want to have sex with him in a car, he tried another sexy move.

The 27-year-old guy Destin guy allegedly threatened her with a box cutter, reports nwfdailynews.com.

Cops say the couple were in the parking lot of Coastal Palms Nursery on Henderson Beach Road when the woman broke up with him.

The man responded to the break-up by asking to have sex with her one last time in the car.

She said "no" and tried getting out of the car. That's when he grabbed her and put her in a head lock. Then he got out a box cutter and put it to her throat.

She broke free and ran to safety.

We're just baffled. Why'd she want to break up with a fabulous guy like that?
I'm guessing that a boxcutter is probably a bad idea. Back to the drawing board...

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Eat Turkey, Not Seagull

epic fail pictures

What about eating beaver in the streets?

Monday, September 7, 2009

Labor Day Sketch Dump

First... Happy Labor Day to all! Second, here's another sketch I've been doing over the weekend.

Now, I know nobody's perfect, but I've managed to make her look either really bored or really depressed. I can't tell which one.

For now, back to the drawing board. Enjoy your holiday.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

From the Sketchbook

Just because I have nothing new to contribute this week, I'd thought I would share some sketches I pulled out of my desk. Enjoy...




Sunday, August 16, 2009

My Weekend Project: The "Command Center"

It still needs decor and a few other things, but this is what I did with my weekend. Basically, I did the whole "home-office/center of world domination" thing. Nice...